What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:43

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?
Sure no problem officer.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?
Yes sir it is.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
{RING} {RING}
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
HELLO
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
After a few moments he returns.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
What was your worst experience while living with roommates?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?